Star Trek´s moment was a horrible end to a bad opening.
SETH MACFARLANE´S QUOTES AND JOKES AT THE OSCARS
ABOUT ZERO DARK THIRTY
"a celebration of every woman's innate inability to never, ever let anything go," Not funny at all
"This is the story of a man fighting to get back his woman who has been subjected to unspeakable violence. Or as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it a date movie." Cruel, too much for the big night of the cinema
ABOUT THE YOUNG ACTRESS QUVENZHANÉ WALLIS
"To give you an idea how young she is. It'll be 16 years before she's too old for Clooney."You are talking of a 9 years old child!! and George Clooney is not famous because of his girls
ABOUT JENNIFER ANISTON
"Our next two presenters, at least one is honest about being a former exotic dancer. Please welcome Channing Tatum and Jennifer Aniston". Nice try.
ABOUT THE LOOK OF BEN AFFLECK
“The first time I saw all that dark facial hair I thought, “My God! The Kardashians have finally made the jump into film.” Nothing to say. "I though the show was going pretty well. Maybe you can turn it around" (Ben Affleck answered)
ABOUT SALMA HAYEK
"Well, we have reached the point in the ceremony where either Javier Bardem, Penélope Cruz or Salma Hayek comes on stage and we have no idea what they are saying but we don´t care because they are so attractive" Nothing new, this joke has been said many times before, last year at the Golden Globes for instance
MOCKING DEAN DUJARDIN
"And now he's everywhere," That guy is not from The States and his career has just started, yet he has won already some Academy Awards. Bad joke
"Is 150 years too soon? If you don´t like that, i have got Napoleon jokes to tell you". We do not like that joke, we abhor it
Big mistake. Perhaps in some Western countries it does not matter but in others whose politics are far from American values, Hollywood might not be seen in a magical way anymore.
Halcombe Hackney in New York City